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3 Min Read - Reviewed By Diana Topaz
Diana is a sports & lifestyle health tech writer from Fresno, California. She loves competitive mountain biking and plays bass guitar on the weekends.
Struggling with a cranky neck, crippling back pain, and tender muscles... that make you feel like you just climbed out of a car crash?
Then get this: addictive pain killers, chiropractic 'corrections' and radical surgery are NOT the answer.
Because there's a kinder, gentler way to release chronic body pain... without downing drugs that turn you into a zombie...
Especially if you hate getting twisted into a knot by a chiro, or body slammed by a masseuse.
You know who I mean… the brutes with big hands who take out their ‘bad day’ on your stiff neck, bad back, and tender muscles…
And charge you the equivalent of a BMW car payment for the pleasure.
Seriously, what’s up with that?
Now, if you’re one of millions of weekend warriors, armchair athletes, & active Americans who suffer from tight, achy, stiff muscles…
In your neck, shoulders, backs, biceps, quads, abs, and calves?
I want to let you off the hook. Because…
Why? The usual fixes pain docs suggest, including NSAIDs, acupuncture, hot tubs, and bulky heating pads only mask the pain.
So if you truly want to hit the "off" switch on body pain, get off the bench, and get back to living life on your terms…
You need healing relief that targets pain where it begins. And to do that, you need technology that goes where other remedies can't reach.
As a health tech reviewer, I spend long hours hunched over my keyboard, typing away at my laptop.
But you know what’s even worse for my neck, wrists, and writing career?
Flying over the handlebars while downhill mountain biking in Aspen… mere hours before a ‘make it or break it’ deadline.
Luckily, relief was in easy reach, thanks to the Nooro Mini Massager I was about to review.
Nooro sends tiny text messages to your muscles that tell them to contract and release.
These percussive vibrations travel deep into muscle tissues where pain begins. This stimulates nerve fibers, enhances blood flow, and promotes healing.
The result? Pent up tension in muscles releases. Pain fades. Flexibility returns. And you become unstoppable again.
Extremely effective for muscle strains & sprains
Stimulates & builds muscle tissue for deep relief
Adjustable massage intensity puts you in control
Get lasting relief in 30 days... guaranteed!
Nooro Mini Massager gives you 4 fast-acting massage settings to unkink muscle cramps, silence spasms, and release tight spots.
Stick one, two, or three of these wireless wonders wherever it hurts.
The no-slip silicone grip will hold it securely in place.
To personalize your Nooro experience, adjust the frequency and depth of the electric pulses with a simple tap.
There are 4 massage modes to choose from:
(Mode 1) Shiatsu: Experience the invigorating power of Japanese acupuncture anywhere you go, without the needles.
(Mode 2) Kneading: Discover deeper tissue massage that releases pent up muscle tension in tight spots.
(Mode 3) Tapping: Explore rapid, short-duration pulses that cross-train supporting muscles surrounding strains so you can speed up recovery.
(Mode 4) Massage: Enjoy a combination of all 3 settings to add variety without needing to switch settings yourself.
Completely Hands Free
Catch up with your favourite Netflix show while Nooro massages away the pain.
Immediate Pain Relief
Soothe muscle strains, sports injuries, and muscle 'tweaks' in 3 minutes or less.
Quicker Recovery
Enhance range of motion with soothing yet invigorating massage that promotes blood flow & speeds up healing.
The answer is a resounding YES!
This fast acting, wireless wonder saved the day.
My range of motion returned to my neck, my lower back ache faded, and my wrists & forearms felt miles better.
The results: I met my deadline & jumped back on my bike again in record time.
But don’t just take my word for it. Check out...
"Perfect for a post workout cool down! After 90 minutes of intense cardio, I put my Nooro on my trouble spots. So far, the shiatsu setting is my favorite. Ordering 3 more”
- Tina E, Spokane
"After using this for a week, I fired my physiotherapist. Nooro Mini Massager saves me time and money. I keep two in my gym bag, and 3 at home, so it’s always there when I need it"
- Ryan W, Austin.
"Awesome gift. Gave it to my tech savvy BFF as a surprise. She’s broken up with more chiropractors than boyfriends, and she tell me Nooro is a keeper!"
- Luda, Toronto
If you’re looking for:
A speedier alternative for post-workout recovery…
A deeper tissue massage that improves blood circulation and faster healing…
A simpler way to enhance range of motion that’s less stressful (and time consuming) than stretching…
A helpful addition to relaxation techniques like meditation, deep breathing, visualization, and/or yoga.
Nooro Mini Massager isn’t just a quick fix, it’s the ONLY pocket-sized pain relief you should reach for when you’re sore.
Diana’s Rating: 4.7 Stars
Why only 4.7 stars? Simple.
I started using this hands-free mini massager on my sore quads & calves after a hard day on the trails. The results were spectacular.
Until my biking buddies started swiping my Nooros from my backpack.
“Get your own!” I said. “They’re 50% OFF!”
You should do the same, ASAP because…
If you want to soothe achy muscles on the go and skip wallet bruising trips to the physiotherapist ($200+ a visit)...
NOORO Mini Massager is the ONLY solution that’s easy on your body and your wallet.
A company insider tells me there's a severe shortage of these mini massagers now that the word is out.
He's tracked down a few extra boxes... and mentioned this limited inventory is available.
Fair warning: he says this is a time-sensitive opportunity:
⏱️ 8 months ago they sold out in 24 hours.
⏱️ 6 weeks ago inventory was gone in 12 hours.
⏱️ This shipment is expected to last 90 mins (or less)
Now I don’t ordinarily tell people what to do, and I’m not doing that now…
But I've been a gadget reviewer for years, and I can tell you it's extremely unusual for info like this to leak.
So now that you know the facts, doesn't it make sense to grab 2 or 3 now, so you can loosen up more muscles in half the time?
They’re going fast & something tells me you don't want to miss out.
PLUS Nooro Mini Massager comes with a 30 Day 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.
3 Min Read - Reviewed By Diana Topaz
Diana is a sports & lifestyle health tech writer from Fresno, California. She loves competitive mountain biking and plays bass guitar on the weekends.
SAFETY TIPS:
Do not use Nooro Mini Massager in the bath, shower, or while swimming.
Do not use Nooro Mini Massager while driving or sleeping.
Avoid using Nooro Mini Massager in the following areas:
*Consult a doctor before using this device, and do not use it if you have a heart pacemaker, defibrillator, or heart monitoring device.
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